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At The Drive-In With Enus And Otis: Larry The Cable Guy
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Published: August 17, 2006
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Enus: Welcome back to At the Drive-In with Enus & Otis. I'm Enus and this heres Otis.
Otis: This week we saw a movie starrin' comedian, writer, actor, cable technician and all around good ole' boy Larry the Cable Guy.
Enus: Larry first got his start doin' stand-up in 1989. Later he started callin' radio shows and makin' jokes until he joined the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Ron White. Larry plays the role of a health inspector, not a cable guy, in his first film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector.
Otis: This here movies funnier than a one-legged man ridin a bike. Boy when I 's was watchin the movie I's was laughin so hard I nearly done lost my lunch.
E: Wasn't all that funny.
O: You kiddin' Enus? Git-R-Done! I don't care who you are that's funny.
E: Maybe it was funny the first time, but I done heard him say that dang near a thousand times.
O: Still funny though. Git-R-Done!
E: Quit it already Otis!
O: What? Git-R-Done!
E: Dangit Otis that's enough!
O: I'm just payin my respects to a Southern hero.
E: He aint no Southern Hero Otis.
O: Course he is Enus. He started out fixin folk's cable till he started tellin jokes and joined up with the Blue Collar boys. Now he's rich and famous. Makes him a Southern hero to me.
E: He aint really a cable guy Otis.
O: Well now he aint, he's too busy making movies.
E: He aint never was a cable guy, it's only a phony name he uses fer his act. His real name aint even Larry.
O: Now you's just messin with me Enus.
E: His real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney and he aint even from the South.
O: You's lyin Enus!
E: He was born in Nebraska until he moved to Florida with his family. Then he went to school in Decatur, Georgia where he learned his phony accent.
O: He aint got a phony accent Enus! Larry the Cable Guy is a good ole' boy and dagnabit, he's a Southern hero to me.
E: Alright Otis, let's get on back to talkin 'bout the movie.
O: You're right Enus, people don't wanna hear you complain'in all the time.
E: In this movie, Larry is a health inspector who gets a new partner to help him inspect the poisonings going on at all the fancy restaurants.
O: Only problem is them folks at all them restaurants get real angry at Larry fer tellin all them funny fart jokes all the time. That Larry seems to be eatin nothin but chili to be passin' that much gas.
E: Larry's boss done fires him and Larry's gotta go undercover to figure out who's doin' all the poisonings.
O: Course Larry don't need no boss to solve the case. He knows how to Git-R-Done!
E: Dangit Otis, how many times you gotta say that? You and Larry's both kickin a dead mule. That cable guy's 'bout as funny as a dead rooster and as Southern as Kentucky Fried Chicken.
O: You bite you tongue Enus! That there is a Southern Hero the likes of Robert E. Lee and Bo and Luke Duke.
E: He sure is Otis. When it come to bein' a hero of dumb fart jokes he done knows how to Git-R-Done!
O: Dangit Enus! You sure know hows to stink up a party real good.
E: So does Larry with all them there fart jokes. Well that's all the time we have fer this week of At the Drive-In with Enus and Otis.
O: Look's like its 'bout time for us to Git-R-Done!
E: Can it Otis! Y'all come back next time for our next visit to the drive-in ya hear.
Enus: Welcome back to At the Drive-In with Enus & Otis. I'm Enus and this heres Otis.
Otis: This week we saw a movie starrin' comedian, writer, actor, cable technician and all around good ole' boy Larry the Cable Guy.
Enus: Larry first got his start doin' stand-up in 1989. Later he started callin' radio shows and makin' jokes until he joined the Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Ron White. Larry plays the role of a health inspector, not a cable guy, in his first film Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector.
Otis: This here movies funnier than a one-legged man ridin a bike. Boy when I 's was watchin the movie I's was laughin so hard I nearly done lost my lunch.
E: Wasn't all that funny.
O: You kiddin' Enus? Git-R-Done! I don't care who you are that's funny.
E: Maybe it was funny the first time, but I done heard him say that dang near a thousand times.
O: Still funny though. Git-R-Done!
E: Quit it already Otis!
O: What? Git-R-Done!
E: Dangit Otis that's enough!
O: I'm just payin my respects to a Southern hero.
E: He aint no Southern Hero Otis.
O: Course he is Enus. He started out fixin folk's cable till he started tellin jokes and joined up with the Blue Collar boys. Now he's rich and famous. Makes him a Southern hero to me.
E: He aint really a cable guy Otis.
O: Well now he aint, he's too busy making movies.
E: He aint never was a cable guy, it's only a phony name he uses fer his act. His real name aint even Larry.
O: Now you's just messin with me Enus.
E: His real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney and he aint even from the South.
O: You's lyin Enus!
E: He was born in Nebraska until he moved to Florida with his family. Then he went to school in Decatur, Georgia where he learned his phony accent.
O: He aint got a phony accent Enus! Larry the Cable Guy is a good ole' boy and dagnabit, he's a Southern hero to me.
E: Alright Otis, let's get on back to talkin 'bout the movie.
O: You're right Enus, people don't wanna hear you complain'in all the time.
E: In this movie, Larry is a health inspector who gets a new partner to help him inspect the poisonings going on at all the fancy restaurants.
O: Only problem is them folks at all them restaurants get real angry at Larry fer tellin all them funny fart jokes all the time. That Larry seems to be eatin nothin but chili to be passin' that much gas.
E: Larry's boss done fires him and Larry's gotta go undercover to figure out who's doin' all the poisonings.
O: Course Larry don't need no boss to solve the case. He knows how to Git-R-Done!
E: Dangit Otis, how many times you gotta say that? You and Larry's both kickin a dead mule. That cable guy's 'bout as funny as a dead rooster and as Southern as Kentucky Fried Chicken.
O: You bite you tongue Enus! That there is a Southern Hero the likes of Robert E. Lee and Bo and Luke Duke.
E: He sure is Otis. When it come to bein' a hero of dumb fart jokes he done knows how to Git-R-Done!
O: Dangit Enus! You sure know hows to stink up a party real good.
E: So does Larry with all them there fart jokes. Well that's all the time we have fer this week of At the Drive-In with Enus and Otis.
O: Look's like its 'bout time for us to Git-R-Done!
E: Can it Otis! Y'all come back next time for our next visit to the drive-in ya hear.
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